This is another email I received from my sister-in-law and Matthew and I both laughed out loud!
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally my wife thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home last Wednesday I found her in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. A few minutes later, I came back out, handed her a toothbrush and said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you may as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally my wife thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home last Wednesday I found her in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. A few minutes later, I came back out, handed her a toothbrush and said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you may as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
2 comments:
hahahahahahaha, that was great!
I guess sometimes sarcasm hurts.
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