Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Funny Email

This is another email I received from my sister-in-law and Matthew and I both laughed out loud!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally my wife thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home last Wednesday I found her in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. A few minutes later, I came back out, handed her a toothbrush and said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you may as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.


Anonymous said...

hahahahahahaha, that was great!

kristib said...

I guess sometimes sarcasm hurts.


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