Wednesday, July 09, 2008


Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

I got this email from my sister-in-law and I thought it was hilarious, so I had to share!


The Piñon Family said...

So this was just something cute to share, and not an announcment? ;)

Crabtree Family said...

I LOVE it and totaly agree with everything. Thanks for the laugh.

Dacia said...


Morgan said...

That is so funny! Some of those had me laughing out loud!

JT42 said...

what a great laugh! thanks for sharing.

Traci Maurino said...

I feel the same way. I first thought you were announcing you were pregnant.

Hokanson Family said...

Are you sure you are not pregnant??? We will be in idaho on the 24 got plans???

Anonymous said...

That was awesome!

Dacia said...

I promise that I'm not pregnant. Just laughed out loud when I read this and I wanted to share :)


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