Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
I got this email from my sister-in-law and I thought it was hilarious, so I had to share!
9 comments:
So this was just something cute to share, and not an announcment? ;)
I LOVE it and totaly agree with everything. Thanks for the laugh.
NO ANNOUNCEMENTS HERE!!!!
That is so funny! Some of those had me laughing out loud!
what a great laugh! thanks for sharing.
I feel the same way. I first thought you were announcing you were pregnant.
Are you sure you are not pregnant??? We will be in idaho on the 24 got plans???
That was awesome!
I promise that I'm not pregnant. Just laughed out loud when I read this and I wanted to share :)
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